Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in mrvile66's LiveJournal:

Wednesday, June 1st, 2005
3:48 pm	This is Mine This is my list of the top 10 things that really piss me off 10. Old people - either die in your sleep or learn how to drive with traffic. 9. Seagulls - what the hell did you do before McDonalds was created? choke on a mcnugget and die. 8. Canadians - Your country fucking sucks, you try to be different from us but you suck cock 7. 92.9 WBUF - your station always sucked, then u changed formats, when howard leaves u will all get fired 6. ECC - Erie Community College. 5. Smackdown! -is the exclamation point there to exemplify that you suck ass on upn? i rather watch survivor 4. "Gamers" - faggots who say "noob" or "owned" in computer and in real life, you are 16 and dont own a life 3. Slutty Virgins - you make out and talk all the talk but when the pants come off you run and yell "rape!" 2. Puertericans- Esse you think im loco? well stop stealing people wallets and jobs and go over the border. 1. Gothic kids- STOP LISTENING TO KORN! they suck and so does you life, keep contemplating suicide and just telling your friends about it. stop fucking skateboarding and get a job. turn down the music and your purell shampooed spikey hair. the next time you think suicide is a way out, it is, go for it! While gothic kids are number one, it is possible to piss me off more than a single gothic kid. as there can be combonations of items on the list. example: a slutty virgin seagull from canada has more piss off ability than a stand alone gothic kid. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, April 8th, 2005
12:49 pm	Im Sweet Yo, its been awhile heres a quick summary 1. life with christine is good and when i say good i mean it like gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood. 2. Did terrible first 3 games in the lancaster poker leauge placed second in 4th, im getting better though 3. School isn't so bad i have some work to do but nothing worth crying about like whiny UB people. 4. Work is better now that the sun is out when i wake up and when i get out, its not so depressing now. 5. Spring break was gay not gay gay but richard simmons and micheal jackson gay. I had nothing to do because fag friends work more than anyone else i know just to buy gay shit for thier stupid cars since they need nice cars because they have small wangs. The highpoint was when i was with christine and when steve was back. Midnight bowling was alright aside from the fact the ball ripped off part of my thumb and gave me a painful sore forearm the next 3 days. This crazy old guy was dancing in the corner for 45 minutes straight. 6. Called up koch hes good. he is taking a 2 week demolition course. That is one of the coolest things i've ever heard. 7.Kohls was packed and i got nothing while christine got a bunch of skirts. how predictable. women. Tonight i am going up to Canada with Eric and his friend Bill. Since Phagan and Hopscotch are working tonight as every friday. Summon Demons (Comment on this)
Thursday, March 3rd, 2005
4:04 pm	Ah Yes Its been awhile. I think ill just update with things that don't make alot of sense. The only big update in my life since last time is that Geoff Zajac doesn't have a car. Here is a list of people i truly believe should be looked up to by everyone. 10.Ben Savage (Boy Meets World) 9.Gene Snitski (Raw) 8.Tiger Woods (Golfer) 7.Bob Saget (Full House) 6.Micheal Buffer (Ring Announcer) 5.Gary Coleman (Diff'rent Strokes) 4.Arnold Scwarzzenager (Governor,Terminator) 3.Bruce Campbell (Hercules,Evil Dead,Army of Darkness) 2.Jesus (Son of God) The number one person to look up to is... 1. JOE SEBALLY!!! (Lebanese,Jihad Joe, Kid who took all my money in first poker hand) Thats my list. Jihad. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, January 30th, 2005
7:29 pm	a Decent Weekend Friday- Woke up at 10 well rested. Went to class. Watched amazing race in english. The two computer classes were boring as hell. after class i hung out around home until chris called. i went over after dinner and we wanted to get a poker game together. we went to fast freddy's because brandon and shawn said they would play if we went. I sucked at the carts but good for my first time. after that shawn took his brother home and zack wasn't home for once in his life. we needed a 5th guy. we went to chris's and called people and waited around for a response. then finally Drew came over. Turned out drew had an accident earlier on and his car was totalled. but he was ok thats all that matters. we played poker and i made a great comeback at the end. I was a huge chipleader going up against shawn. and with the luck of the cards he came back and won. i was pissed a bit but i got over it. Saturday- woke up and ate some breakfast at eight i was confused on why i woke up that early. I played resident evil 4 for about a half hour and gave up untill i knew what the hell was going on. I waited intil 1 called christine and went to her house. her car is all jewish now because the engine overheats. we went to mcKinnely mall in her spoiled sister's sunfire. i bought some running shoes and we ate at pizza hut. Stuffed crust of course. We went back to her house for awhile played pool. We went to my house chilled until she had to go. good day with the g/f Sunday- I woke up around 12 and ate breakfast. i did my english guide "things i've read" wasn't as bad as i thought it would be and read chapter 1 in my accounting book. Asset Expense u know all that stuff. i went to the gym with my new running shoes. went on the treadmill for 30 mins about 2.5 miles i ran on 5.0 setting. im trying to get back to the skinny twig guy i used to be. i did some hanging knees too to work the mid section. last 4 months were spent on crutches or on the couch. Zack tried to get people to play poker but it didn't work out. damn Jarka. Im gonna go to christines house and watch the royal rumble. even if u don't like wrestling its always fun to watch that. im gonna come home and get some sleep up at 8 for school tomarrow. Peace "Your just mad i've been chatting online with babes ALL day"-Kip (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, January 28th, 2005
5:10 pm	A Brief Overview... Hi, its been 7-10 months. Alot of good things have happened. and alot of bullshit. heres the low-down: Good- Chris Left the big red machine "Kane"(bitch) Graduated High School Passed all first semester ECC courses Became The Contenential Champion figured out who my true friends are got a REAL job at derrick earning $10 Quit Darien Lake after hitting the Emergency stop on the viper Car still in good condition bacame a good poker player Got a girlfriend Bad- Not nearly as many parties as in the entries i've last made... aka BORING $330 repair on car up to getting my girlfriend, failed in 3 different relationships hurt my shoulder in wrestling Broke My Foot became almost terribly out of shape from being hurt the above times Phsychotic grandmother now lives in my house Brother still lives here parents are always working and not home dinner sucks every night cell phone is almost useless now, i need to get rid of it Eric, and most of the kids in the other entries, are now faggots ok those are the main points I will start updating regularly again. Later bitches (Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 21st, 2004
6:00 pm	Yeah! For once i am writing this at 6:00 pm thats because i actualy got enough sleep for once! i got 11 hours last night after just passing out from exhaustion. Too bad i had to wake up and do a debate. dammit. Haha liz started her own live journal! in archery the targets were so far back it was impossible to win. In Harkness ,which i do not care about any longer, i am playing zelda in a corner far back where Mr Sorrento cannot see me. The sad thing is i almost beat the game! I came home and i seriously thought about going to the gym but then i remembered i havent had a day off in awhile so i just relaxed thinking tomarrow would be a rough day. Pretty much after easter vacation i get so sick of school i no longer care about my grades and start to slack off. Espeacially now that its my senior year in high school. Why Try? ill be in college next year no matter how bad i do. Pretty much all that is left to really do of any importance is ask a girl out to the prom... Quote of the day "Hey Mr Hashimi we are taking the notes now ::shock::" (Comment on this)
Thursday, April 15th, 2004
7:25 pm	A day of recovery yesterday i was very drunk and went to this party where i knew some kids and stuff but i got too messed up to care. according to dubois and eric i made out with some Oriental chick and i didn't even notice. i think this morning when i actually tried hard to remember and finally saw her i started to puke like mad. not from the beer, the girl. a bunch of crazy crap happened and putting it all into words is hard. i threw a papertowel at Janning's head from accross the room it bounced off him and hit another guy and they started fighting seriously. oh shit. i go and it turns out they were friends. Janning then strangled me when he found out. FU mike! oh i think some kid broke his leg. dumbass. as for today, I saw that johnny Depp movie with my mom. it was one of those long but good but boring movies. Will Crawford works at Wilson Farms now, i saw him in that red shirt and he looked funny. Djb Wrestling has been confirmed!!!! SOMETHING OF MINE IS ACTUALLY GOING TO WORK! Stay Tuned for the first DjB Wrestling event: May Day Melee! Quote of the Day "TheAlmightyPW: rated M for breakdancing pandas" (Comment on this)
Tuesday, April 13th, 2004
11:25 am	Ha! Take that rain! today was a pretty good day. a good day isn't defined by what happens or what is going on, it more of your perception and attitude during the day, the events only influence the attitude. normally it would be a bad day if i listened to my friends and family and that gay rain trying to ruin my spring break, but i went outside went to the gym and did other stuff and met new people and friends. HA! Me and Steve are gonna go see kill bill vol 2 as long as kain from kung fu is in it, its great. Easter weekend you had a choice to go to 2 movies: 1. Passion of Christ 2. Hellboy Does this sound ironic to anyone but me? well if you saw hellboy anyway its like being sent to hell itself so i guess the punishment is served in the 90 minutes. tonight im probably just gonna do nothing. Tomorrow will be a day to remember if everything goes as planned. Quote of the day "So i said the the proctologist Rectum? i nearly killed em!" -Family guy (Comment on this)
Monday, April 12th, 2004
11:46 am	Jeepers Creepers Woke up ate breakfast DIDN'T go to the gym for once. ahh that felt good. anywayz i went to my grandma's house with my dad. then we went to my dad's friends house and i fixed his computer which tookawhile (hour and a half). then i went home ate some pizza and went over to zack's house. bergum was there too. we scoured the area and went to tps. i bought mozzarella sticks and picked up a broken off side view mirror outside. good hitting object. we went back to zacks and with his ass annoying brother and sister we watched jeepers creepers 2. memorable cast my ass. i didn't remember any of their names and wished they all died. a demon bat that can't be killed? alright. after that i came home after calling eric and they said they were in canada with a hotel room rented and no beer to drink. LOL! thats what you get for going to canada past 10, canada closes at 9:30. when i got home i ate the mozzarella sticks and gonna chillax and watch tv till i fall asleep. Jerry springer is on next.. Quote of the day "Objects in mirror appear more painful then they seem" Then i hit zack in the head with it. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, April 8th, 2004
11:44 pm	Yeah My shoulders are sore from doing chin ups and dips. its ok though. i saw my good ol buddy josh monaco at the gym. haven't seen him since the french invaded. after that i cashed my last paycheck from forestview and then i was practicing backflips for no reason. after awhile i got the hang of it and did a record 3 in a row. off the couch i mean. that shows boredom. then i cruised around in the nice weather for awhile and actually saw and waved to some girls i know. i came home watched smackdown(sucked) and listened to music. watched bowfinger at chris's house after him mom came home from bowling. hah. VDBW(letters pending)IS COMING! Keith Kincade is one sweet announcer. i slipped on a banana peel today, i thought that only happened in three stooges skits. "Computer science is hard. i got a C+" Josh Monaco(to Dave, the only one to get that joke) (Comment on this)
12:49 am	A Day Woke up, ate breakfast, Went to the Gym, Worked out, Came home, ate chicken breasts for dinner, went over to mejaks and stayed till 2am watching movies. Mozzarella sticks go good with comedies. Me and mejak devised the best handshake ever. No one likes me, but mejak, according to jake, what a faggot. i hope u like Kim Osbourne. And the day Lisa gets back with Mejak is the day i start murdering red headed bitches with waffle makers. "What flavor is it?" "It's green!" Vote Dan Deniro for staff member of the year! He ref'ed one match and taped another! sew-wrestling.tripod.com Quote of the day " This is... Herman the Kid... Socrates Johnson... Bob Ganhgiskahn and uh... Abraham Lincoln" - Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, April 3rd, 2004
6:27 pm	Whats New in The Hood Today was the last day of work for a month straight. i told my fucking greek asshole boss off and quit. i stole 2 packages of turkey for vengeance. Now my spring break truly begins no work no school just time to go to the gym, play games, and chill with my friends. Darien lake job starts in may im Trying to get Morris and Mejak in, i hope they do cause its such a fun, blow off, press a button, and talk job. GREAT! I was really pissed at something i mean someone, but dubois said something to me that made alot of sense. "its all about being with your friends and having fun" which is 100% true, That is why im not even gonna care about wrestling stories characters blah blah blah. But more importantly, I got a really really hot chick's number and she said for me to call her soon! My theory finally worked. I went to the mall friday and asked out 6 girls and one of them said yes. Determination is my Power of all powers. Fuck Bill Gates. Quote of The Day "So wait a minute...today is your last day!?"-Bill The Former Boss Space Jam had Micheal Jordan playing basketball with cartoons, how can i get involved in that shit? (Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 24th, 2004
5:56 pm	A Story i had to write for English This story is a compilation of my birthday party and a few other events twisted together, for those of you who were involved in one of these, it is halarious. Some things are a littel exagerated to make it funnier, but 99% of it is true especially the last line Based on a true story. – Daniel Bartkowiak It’s my birthday it was nice my family all called and my parents took me out for dinner it was a long day. After dinner I was pretty full from dinner so when we got home I collapsed on my bed. I fell asleep for a good hour. Then I hear my phone ring. I moan and pick up the phone and look at the screen. Eric Dybalski. Ugh. I answer it . He is the only friend who I told was my birthday today so he said he’s throwing a toga party for me. I was confused and asked where when and who would be there. He said Mike Morris’s apartment, now, and with everyone. I said alright ill be over soon. I crawl over to my car get in and drive. I get there go upstairs and it turns out only Drew is there. He is a huge kid who is 6’9. So me and Drew hang out for about a half hour we walk into the kitchen and bam I hit my head on the cupboard that’s sticking out from the wall. He laughs and we chill in his room for awhile. Then we heard a noise. Clap clap clap THUMP! It was Matt Dubois he walked up the stairs and fell flat on his face. He came in and yelled Waldo tonight is your night. I’m like ya ok whatever. A group of his friends show up. Smith come with this bowl and starts passing it around. Dubois tells me I am definitely getting high today. I was skeptic because I never really did it before. But, since it was my 18th birthday I said why not even though I was a little scared. Then 5 more people show up and now its an actual party. But a dilemma arises “WHERES THE BEER!” I thought to myself ok I know what to do in this situation. Call Eric. He has the connections. I call him but I hung up right away when I saw his homosexual red grand prix go by. He comes in with cases of beer. He says “Waldo, tonight is your night”. Same thing “yeah, whatever”. So of course with beer in hand we knew what to do play beer pong! Me Eric, Drew, and some others go upstairs. This kid named smith keeps egging me on to take a hit from the bowl. I say “hold on let me set up beer pong” So I go upstairs get the table and then set up the cups and fill them with beer. We got everything. Oh wait, we need ping pong balls. I knew they were up in the attic somewhere, so I start looking on the ground. I look everywhere finally almost give up then look in a crack near the walls. There they are! I yell to everyone I reach down the crack and hear a noise… OH MY GOD! It was a huge ass black and white snake! I was freaking out and couldn’t talk with eric and dubois walked over to see what was happening, they look and start freaking out too. New Mission. Ping Pong balls. Well at this time of day only tops is open. I know they have no ping pong balls cause steve goldsmith works there and always tells stories of kids looking for them when there is none there. So I go by myself everyone depending on me. I’m running up and down the isle’s and looking for the closest thing possible. I about to give up when there is one last isle, the pet food isle. I went down it to my surprise a cat toy with bells in the middle of little balls. Ping pong size balls. I grab them, pay, and speed back to my party. When I get back I run into the kitchen, this time avoiding the cupboard and some girl named Samara is in there I talk to her for a minute. She’s nice I found a leprechaun hat, I put it on. I ran back upstairs so we can finally get started. So its me and Drew up first against ray wagner and cykon. We won against them and lost to Eric and Dubois. I drink all the beer and I turn to Drew. What type of beer was that? Uh…that was liquor. Oh shit. 15 minutes later I am drunk as hell for playing 2 liquor pong games. I run downstairs and I’m falling into every wall on the way. I run into the kitchen and BAM! Head first right into the cupboard. I pass out. I don’t know how much time went by but Samara helped me get up. She helped me sit down upstairs. And at this point I’m doing my best to keep my head up. So smith walks upstairs. Yo Dan, nows the time, take the hit. I’m like alright I guess I promised. So I take the hit. He told me to hold my breathe for 10 seconds then exhale so I did. I took a good 5 hits from thew bowl keep in mind I am horribly drunk watching kids play beer pong now, not liquor pong like I played. A group of girls walk in. One of them is my good friend Miranda Calderelli she sees me and gives me the dirtiest look I’ve ever gotten in my life. She was pissed. You lied to me! You said u never smoke or do weed! Then eric walked up and told her to relax, tonight was my night. She walked away mad and sat on the other side of the room with her girlfriends. Oh god. The weed starts to kick in. Beer Pong is over and we all went downstairs. I fell down the steps. I think everyone of my friends picked me up and put me on the couch. At this point im still more drunk then high so I see everyone dancing and my buddy dave walks in. We all start dancing, me of course, being the doosh in a leprechaun hat who is flopping around. Samara comes and sits me down in a metal chair how nice. Next thing I know dubois picks me up and hits me with the chair in the back. Confused as hell I get up and try to choke slam him. Then wagner hits me with the chair again then I fall on the floor and don’t move for 5 minutes. Dave then helps me up just as my favorite song comes on. I turn to Dave and say check out my break dancing moves and then I get ready to do a spin and just fall on my face and lie there lifeless Dave laughs. Samara comes by and picks me up again. Thanks. Now the weed has taken over. Now I am completely relaxed and walk into the kitchen. Two girls from Canisus College which I had past parties with walk in and give me birthday hugs. I was confused and had no idea who the hell they were. I watched that cupboard from a mile away this time. I didn’t hit it. I go into the cupboard and grab a box of cheerios and start munching like mad. I stumbled into Drew’s room and just me and Drew watched an episode of Drew Carrey, we laughed at everything, not just the jokes, me and drew were high as hell. My cheerios ran out. I went back into the kitchen and grabbed another full box of cheerios and start munching. Katie, one of the Canisus girls yell out look at this kid high as hell with the munchies! Now everyone there knew the birthday boy was destroyed. I walk wobble back into the living room with all the dancing and Dave starts talking to me. I couldn’t pay any attention to what he was saying. I think he was talking about backyard wrestling. I just stood there munching saying “yup yuh huh”. Finally the box runs out I threw the box on the floor and still with the leprechaun hat on my head, I lie down on the living room couch still high and drunk. Tank god, Samara comes back with drew and eric and they take me upstairs to go to sleep for the night or 5am whatever. So they take me up there. The first time I see morris he jogs up there and looks horrified when he sees his little brother/friend all high and drunk. They start to clean up and when drew is near that crack in between the wall and floor I yell DREW LOOK OUT FOR THAT SNAKE! So drew jump and his legs falls through the floor. Holly crap. All I see is Samara Mike and Eric lifting up this 6”9 kid out of the corner of my eye, trying not to pass out. They lift him out and he stubles and lands right on my stomach. Puke all over the place. Mike and drew dumbfounded leave to clean it up the next day. Only Samara and eric stayed. All of a sudden in my high/drunk haze I hear the two kissing. I see Erc’s hand and yell lets knock him out of the counch. I lied there motionless. Thanks god Samara stopped him. I would have laid on the snake crawling floor in my own puke. I FINALLY passed out. According to my sources, Dave his Dubois with the steel chair later for me. My friend Jake had sex with a 15 year old, but I was peacefully passed out when those things happened. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, February 22nd, 2004
12:27 am	This day sucked What is my problem. I meet a girl i like. I think they like me. Then i call them and the don't pick up. Next time i talk to them they barley say anything to me. They hate me. What is this bullshit. They like me for about an hour. Thats it. Canada sucks. I whooped stealth's ass in backyard wrestling even after mass waldo discrimination from mike dave and eric. Jewish leprechaun kicks ass. I hate fat girls, espeacially ones that i barley know yet they feel the need to be mad at me, like i care anyway cough jess cough. I made a resolution with steve goldsmith to work out in all my free time.which i intend to do. That way bitches will not be able to give up after an hour anymore. I didn't go to the Toga party for 5 reasons: 1. i had no money to pay for beer 2. I had alot of homework to do 3. i was denied by my mom, im such a loser 4. i would have crashed into 2 more snowbanks on the way. 5. No gas in car so if ur reading this mike and eric i hope that makes things clear. Tomorrow won't be that great either. But i will make it great. Bitch. Quote of the day "Fuck you vial!" - dave, mike, and eric during my match. (Comment on this)
Saturday, February 7th, 2004
12:52 am	What a Day i woke up today and was tired as hell. went to school as normal. after school i went to cristina's pad where we edited the backyard wrestling tapes. this kid has so many prank phone calls and crazy stunts. sweet. I showed the tape to mike eric and dave it was great. the SEW theme is st anger FU Dave Jarka, anyways, its great as long as people don't bitch when thier moves don't get replayed. the credits are sweet. me dave and eric went to zorba's the fries sucked. Anyways all of a sudden a rush of people from lancaster come in. turns out they were all drama club people who were doing a play. we talked to this one kid. Mike and dave started talking about how they liked musicals and operas and thats when i told them to fuck off. Opera's and musicals are for retards. Of course everyone there stared at me i think its because Eric just wanted me to turn red so he yelled my last comment out. I walked out. i did catch the Eric's keys with one greasy hand though. i thought i forgot my wallet so i went back in. they stared at me. i gave them the quote of the day and that shut em up. So some of the girls started talking to us that was nice. We left and went to Eric's car then we say vicky tonge and her drama club friends getting into thier car, they flirted for a lil while (i was going for vicky) and Eric was obssessed with Vicky's freshman sister, Dave sat in the car. So next we went to mikes and checked out some wrestling tapes. mike bought oreos. still beer left over. i only had one though. Hurst sucks Daves birthday is sunday! Quote of the day "Stare at me as long as you want, im not gonna start singing".-me (Comment on this)
Sunday, February 1st, 2004
12:47 am	PARTY! went to mikes party. some girl names "Mariana" was supposed to like me. she liked my car that was about it. she hung around morris as long i was there. and i mean HUNG around. i had a indoor wrestling match against eric. i gave him an electric chair but that retard morris pressed the photo button and u don't get to see it. faggot. Anyways it was a great day. It should be even greater because i should STILL BE THERE aw well. i guess i have to hear the retarded versions from mike and erric on the events tomarrow. superbowl party after work. my party train never ends. Quote of the year - "show us your boobs and he will give me a kiss on the cheek" -Eric (Comment on this)
Saturday, January 31st, 2004
12:24 am	a VERY dissapointing day alright. i was all psyched for the party at Canisus tonight. Last second my mom walks in and says "the weather is too bad, stay home" BULLSHIT! anyways i played smackdown and other random house things while looking forward to this party. god, these fuckers are pissing me right off(morris). I did nothing because i thought tonight i was gonna do SOMETHING. Well, at least i watched Freddy vs Jason. Freddy should have one. At least that black girl died. Destiny's Child sucks. Quote of the day- "The was one pissed off goalie." -Jay wannabe stoner from FvJ (Comment on this)
Friday, January 30th, 2004
12:16 am	Pretty much the same day woke up late. played games and other random junk. cashed my measly $44 paycheck. $40 in the back for car insurance then $17 in the gas tank. That was all that was in my wallet. Yuck. Ate nonna's pizza. yuck. until eric came at 9. went to his pad created our backyard wrestlers in smackdown and i kicked his ass. Find Me Now. Anyways, some daneille chick came over we went ate at zorba's no hot chick there this time though. Can't wait for tomarrows party!! Quote of the day "I'll put on a utility belt with my 3 heiniken keg cans" -Eric (Comment on this)
Thursday, January 29th, 2004
12:14 am	A Nice Relaxing Day...Sort of all i did was wake up late, played some smackdown and hung out with eric. We went to Zorba's because anderson's was closed and we wanted to see lauren farrar. at zorbas i saw pat jones, guera, mandy walsh, and lauren (i dunno her last name, she goes to some backyard wrestling events and is friends with jess) i didn't talk to them though. i was too busy laughing when eric was trying to get our waitresses phone number. then we went back to his pad. Eric's friend lauren came over, we watched family guy and he took me home. Quote of the day "Can i have a piece of your candy necklace?"-Eric (hitting on waitress) (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 27th, 2004
11:15 am	What I Hate About People i Know Ok here is a list of people i know and what i hate about them. I hope you realize everyone on this list is my friend. I hope you get mad Chris Mejak- Your such a prick. Ever since u started dating lisa you've become a grade one asshole. It wasn't lisa who made you like that either it was yourself. I hope a boulder lands on your house. Steve Karosik- You have been home 98% of the time i have called your house. 10% of the time we actually did something. 82% i get some bullshit excuse or a lameass reason. Your sick? your always sick. Your going to daves/kals/kevins whatever i dont give a shit what do i have aids and you don't want me around them? I hope a HIV positive monkey shits in your cereal. Eric Dybalski- I honestly have nothing bad to say about you since you shaved that beard. George/Bill- I fucking hate you. You tell me to scrub the sinks and do work for shitty $5.75/hr. Your restaraunt makes enough money to pay me more u sons of bitches. Greeks suck. Dave Jarka- You stupid Goon. You tell me to lose 6 events in a row. And you tell me not to eat on your carpet. I dont give a shit about your carpet. You treat your dog like a bastard orphan. I hope your dog bites your nuts off. Kevin Bergum- I am ashamed to be around someone who looks like you. Cut your god damn hair buy a new shirt and stop slouching. Go play a sport or something JUST DO ANYTHING. No magic card game doesn't count. Insert Termites into your brain. Zack Armitage- You are the weirdest god damn kid i ever met. You have so many girlfreinds yet you probably never had sex with a single one of them. Whereas i would have banged some of you ex's multiple times. Your also a big retard for getting frostbite. Yeah stand outside in -15 degree weather with no gloves smart move prick. And your house smells like crap spray some lysol and fix it up. Then drink it and die. Mike Morris- You are the twichiest damn kid i ever met. Your always bitching about how your tired or hurt or both. I wanna break your head through a pane of glass then say "to the window!" Lisa Satola- I only insult fat and/or ugly girls. AJ Calderelli- You ass goblin, I have been trying to call you since 9th grade and you finally picked up your phone a week ago. And then you said you were busy. Then when i finally came over, you went to some faggots party and drank beer. Fine. I wish that a lose icicle breaks and impales you through your eye and out the back of your skull. Steve Goldsmith- I hate you because i have nothing to make fun of you on. You always have that smug look on your face. I LOVE JENNIE well i don't give a shit and so does anyone else who reads your profile. I want to kill you in any random game, call you a noob and stab you with a rusty knife so the tetanus will finish you off Geoff Zajak- You can't read this now cause your in the army. Watch out for Big black trying to have sex with you in the next bunk. You are god damn loud and annoying as hell. But ill still beat the hell out of marco and jeremy for stealing your crap. America wants you to shut the F*ck up. Bryan Pokorski- Alright, we become good friends then you go on vacation for like a month. Ok. You come back and everything is alright. I try calling you 20 times. You went to your grandpas. I don't give a shit. i want you to fall off your chair and smash your head on your playstation 2. Jake Schneider- You think waldo is a bad gimmick? How about i bash a two by four in your f*cking brain and scream find me now. and far as your opinion as stealth is the best wrestler. Thats so damn wrong i wanted to throw my waterbottle at my computer and beat it with my pool stick. You like jess ok. She loves you. Ahahahah dont say it back though. BTW the faffit is better then Able McCrae. show you how much that serious idea sucks, just like you awful wrestling moves. This Computer- You are the only one that isn't my friend i've upgraded you to windows 2000 and you suck ass. you can't even play a normal damn game without it restarting for no reason. your slow like a down syndome patient. when i buy my new computer i am going to take a sledgehammer and destroy you. You will get the blue screen of death bitch. Myself- It wouldn't be fair if i didn't insult myself. You r such a retard. Your car sucks balls and you wasted so much money on it. You should have asked all those girls out back in 10th grade. You used to be the fattest damn kid on the earth. You are a tall clumsy ass bitch who is too much of a sissy to talk to hot girls. You sucked at football and gave it up for your crappy ass dishwashing job. You wrestling character is waldo, what a stupid prick I hope you enjoyed my list. (10 Comments |Comment on this)